ambitiousbard:

soselfimportant:

thats a moray

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO LEGITIMATELY ANGRY OVER A PUN

niyacrossing:

This is an obamanation

(Source: bitchwagon)

yungterra:

it’s time to get krazy with the kong

yungterra:

it’s time to get krazy with the kong

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

image

unclefather:

If your butthole itches it means someone is talking about you

So all the time….

li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine